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    GIGLI, GLITTER and CATWOMAN should be shown non-stop to Terrorists in jail.

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    A movie that is bash by people 6 months before anybody sees it will always become a flop even though poeple didn't know what they were talking about.

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    And I'm not saying it is good, I haven't seen it.
    But even if it is or would have been mildly entertaining there's no way anybody would have said it.

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    Just saw the CNN movie guy (Russ somebody... Letterman? Ledderman?) give his review of the film. And I quote:

    "The writing is bad. The directing is bad. The acting is pretty bad, and the effects are really, really bad. If you find this entertaining you must have been hitting the catnip."

    OUCH!! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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    I make up my own mind.. but thios dosent sound good..btw I saw something batmanlookalike but it was a girl on swedish tv the other night..darn what was its name..but my god it was bad..

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    "She's just boobs and a whip," dismissed Rik Speed, a manager at Bedrock City Comic Company in west Houston. "I have no intention of seeing it. Even on DVD. I saw a trailer and she looked totally clich?d."
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    (AP) -- If the "Spider-Man" movies represent all that can be wondrous and inspiring in a comic book adaptation, "Catwoman" is the absolute opposite.

    It's cinema for the attention span-challenged -- a soulless amalgamation of quick edits, computer images and swooping, nausea-inducing dolly shots. The dialogue (credited to four different people) is too awkward to be unintentionally funny and the urban setting is too muddled to be considered gritty.

    The most egregious sin of all: For an action movie, it's mind-numbingly boring.

    By Christy Lemire
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    <font color="#cd6600" size="1">[ July 23, 2004 01:44 PM: Message edited by: EndQuest ]</font>

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    Originally posted by EndQuest:
    GIGLI, GLITTER and CATWOMAN should be shown non-stop to Terrorists in jail.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">HAHAHAHA that is too funny

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    I just did a quick look around the 'Net for reviews of Catwoman, and all of them have been negative.

    The highest rating I personally read was 2.5 stars, from Miami's resident asshole movie critic Rene Rodriguez. Despite the score, he didn't have many kind words for the movie.

    I guess WB didn't give him a rimjob like he wanted.

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    I would expect it to be no less than pure crap. it looks like a loser by the trailer

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    Originally posted by Andyman:
    Terry Lawson of the Detroit Free Press must be hard up for getting laid.

    He gave it 3 out of 4 stars.
    <font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Andy, I was going to post the same thing. Lawson is a nut job.

    Here's an accurate review [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

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